This dark comedic urban fantasy saga follows the reluctant, perpetually-in-over-his-head Barry Frost as he battles demons, fallen angels, celestial politics, and his own questionable life choices. Part horror, part farce, part “how is he even alive right now,” it’s the gift that guarantees laughter and a little bit of existential dread.

Here’s your holiday guide to the series:

Gift Idea #1 – Call for Obstruction (Book 1)

Because nothing says “Merry Christmas” like demon cigarettes and a soul owned by Satan.

Barry Frost might as well legally change his name to Loser. Satan owns his soul. His demon boss, Margery, tortures him with magical cigarettes that burn like divine pepper spray. And somehow he’s the only one standing between humanity and the opening of the Gates of Hell.

No pressure.

Call for Obstruction introduces the ridiculous, ridiculous world of Angels Dark and Dumb: demon couriers, celestial disasters, slapstick exorcism misfires, and a hero who survives more through dumb luck than divine intervention. Winner of the Textnovel Writing Contest for its absurd humor and unforgettable cast, this is perfect for fans of farce, bad taste comedy, and unhinged supernatural hijinks.

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Gift Idea #2 – Warrant for Damnation (Book 2)

The holidays are for family drama—preferably the kind where your dad is a fallen angel with a nun fetish.

Barry thought things couldn’t get worse after pissing off Satan.

Then he met Azael, the deadbeat celestial father who wants to enslave humanity, strip free will from every living thing, and drag Barry to his side like some kind of demonic “bring your son to work” day.

God’s pissed, Satan’s impatient, and Barry is somehow expected to destroy a fallen angel despite having the self-preservation skills of a damp sock. Angels, demons, and assorted horrors want him dead—or worse, on their payroll.

Warrant for Damnation escalates everything: the danger, the weirdness, the dad issues, and the body count. It’s the perfect holiday read for anyone who likes their apocalypse with a generous dose of slapstick and swearing.

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Gift Idea #3 – Fall for Freedom (Prequel)

A holiday treat for the friend who loves origin stories, botched deals, and angelic bureaucracy gone wrong.

Pete Sinclair is on the run for a crime he didn’t commit—sabotaging a Hell portal and helping a fallen angel escape a mountain prison. His open warrant has every demonic mercenary on his trail, and his only shot at survival lies in making a deal with an angel apprentice… who expects him to wield the only weapon that can hurt angels.

Too bad Pete doesn’t know how to use a sword. Or how not to panic around celestial beings. Or how to stop running long enough to breathe.

Fall for Freedom is the chaotic, action-packed prequel that sets the stage for everything to come. If you love slapstick supernatural action with heart, this one’s a winner.

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Bonus Gift – Read Hell & Second Chances Free While It’s Being Written

Barry Frost is back. The world is worse. Your entertainment is guaranteed.

Barry Frost used to deliver evil energy packages. Now he’s absorbed half a fallen angel’s powers and is on a God-given mission to erase his father Azael from existence—permanently.

His powers are unstable. His deadline is closing in. And Satan shows up with a “favor” disguised as a threat: track down rogue demons using a murder book and a molten soul-extracting eggbeater… or watch Hell unravel even faster.

Meanwhile, Barry is still reeling from Margery’s betrayal, absorbing demons like energy drinks, and building a team of rejects who barely qualify as competent. As he hunts dangerous creatures and steals their abilities, one thing becomes clear: in this world, redemption is temporary… and survival is negotiable.

You can read Hell & Second Chances for free while it’s being written on Winnie Jean Howard's website.

Why Angels Dark & Dumb Makes the Perfect Holiday Gift

• Dark humor for anyone who finds horror movies more festive than Hallmark specials
• Wild supernatural action
• Unhinged characters you somehow end up rooting for
• Slapstick violence that would make Santa revoke your nice list privileges
• Celestial and infernal beings behaving badly in Colorado

The Angels Dark and Dumb series is the perfect pick for fans of irreverent humor, high-stakes chaos, and urban fantasy that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

Give the gift of laughter, demons, and delightful damnation. ’Tis the season for chaos.

The holiday season is here — that lovely, chaotic, emotional stretch of the year where we’re all searching for gifts that mean something. If you’re looking for presents that nurture, uplift, and inspire (instead of ending up re-gifted in March), Dr. Martha Lucas’s books are the perfect choice.

Dr. Martha isn’t just a practitioner. She’s a healer, a teacher, a researcher, a storyteller, and a woman who has spent decades helping people feel healthier, calmer, stronger, and more connected to themselves. And honestly? There’s no better gift than that.

Who Is Dr. Martha Lucas?

Dr. Lucas is a rare combination of grounded science and deeply intuitive healing. With a Ph.D. in Research Psychology and more than 20 years practicing Traditional Chinese Medicine, she has taught MDs around the world, developed powerful diagnostic techniques, and built a reputation as a practitioner who can explain the most complex concepts in clear, human ways.

Her specialties range from internal medicine to trauma release, emotional well-being, cosmetic acupuncture, and longevity practices that help people feel more vibrant at any age. Her clinics in Denver and Littleton, Colorado are well known for personalized treatments, natural collagen-stimulating cosmetic techniques, and a patient-centered approach that leaves people feeling truly cared for.

In addition to her medical practice, Dr. Martha is also a Reiki Master, energy specialist, educator, and the creator of the all-natural My Zen Skin Care line—a botanical powerhouse inspired by Chinese herbs and holistic skincare philosophy.

This holiday, you can bring her wisdom straight into someone’s hands or treat yourself.

Gift Idea #1: Catholic Daughters of Catholic Mothers: A Memoir and Guided Journal

For the nostalgic soul, the spiritual seeker, or anyone reflecting on their past.

This candid and emotional memoir explores Dr. Martha’s upbringing in a devout Catholic family during the 60s and 70s. From choosing saint names to strict nuns, whispered confessions, and the complicated dance between guilt and identity, it’s a story that’s both deeply personal and widely relatable.

But this isn’t just a memoir—it’s also a guided journal. Through thoughtful prompts, Dr. Martha invites readers to examine their own beliefs, memories, and truths. Even non-Catholics will find connection, wisdom, and surprising humor in these pages.

Perfect for:
• moms and daughters
• women reflecting on childhood or spirituality
• memoir lovers
• fans of nostalgic, heartfelt storytelling
• people wrestling with guilt, identity, and emotional excavation
• anyone who grew up in a strict or religious household
• book club groups needing a rich winter read
• the friend who journals, processes, and introspects as a hobby

Why this book is a meaningful holiday gift:
Winter is made for reflection—quiet evenings, blankets, warm lights glowing on old emotions. This book slips perfectly into that seasonal mood. Dr. Martha doesn’t just tell her story; she creates a space for the reader to tell their own. The guided journal component transforms it from a good read to a personal discovery tool.

Whether your gift recipient grew up Catholic, Methodist, Lutheran, or in a family that believed “because I said so” was a divine commandment, they’ll see themselves in these stories. The childhood sins, the fear, the humor, the absurdity—all the universal growing-up stuff wrapped in a Catholic bow.

Turn it into a beautiful holiday bundle:
• a blank journal
• pens
• tea or spiritual candles
• a soft scarf for cozy winter reading
• a votive candle for nostalgia and ambiance
• a pretty bookmark tucked into the confession chapter

This book becomes an introspective winter ritual, not just a read.

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Gift Idea #2: Victorious Aging: Tips for Your Best Health at Any Age

For the wellness lover, the life-long learner, the person committed to aging with power and purpose.

In her acclaimed guide to living vibrantly, Dr. Martha reframes aging as something to celebrate rather than fear. With her signature blend of Chinese medicine, psychology, and practical lifestyle wisdom, she teaches readers how to:

• boost energy and resilience
• stabilize emotional health
• support longevity naturally
• develop habits that nourish mind, body, and spirit

This book makes an amazing gift for adults of any age and is especially appreciated by people who want realistic, holistic strategies for feeling better every single day.

Dr. Martha’s national media features include USA Today, the Wall Street Journal, the New York Times, and numerous beauty, health, and lifestyle magazines. She is a trusted expert in wellness and longevity, and it shows on every page.

Perfect for:
• the wellness-obsessed friend
• your aunt who’s always researching supplements
• your mom who wants to feel younger without buying another miracle cream
• anyone turning 40, 50, 60, or beyond this holiday season
• people who want practical longevity advice, not trendy fluff
• those who appreciate Eastern medicine perspectives
• patients, clients, or friends who want to feel more control over their health

Why this book is such a powerful gift:
Aging hits everyone differently, but Dr. Martha reframes it into something empowering. This book doesn’t preach unrealistic “reverse aging.” Instead, it offers doable, encouraging, beautifully grounded tips based on real clinical expertise.

During the holidays, when people are naturally thinking about resolutions, renewal, and taking better care of themselves, this book serves as the perfect jumpstart. And because Dr. Martha blends Chinese medical wisdom, emotional practices, and physical vitality techniques, it resonates across generations and backgrounds.

It’s also ideal for anyone who’s tired of anti-aging culture and wants the truth: joyfully growing older is possible, and you can start now.

Turn it into a holiday wellness bundle:
• cozy socks or slippers
• herbal tea (especially longevity blends)
• a Gua Sha or gentle facial roller
• a simple journal for tracking health goals
• a coupon or card for self-care time (massage, acupuncture, etc.)
• a mini bottle of Dr. Martha’s My Zen Skin Care if you want to go deluxe

Wrap the whole theme around nourishment, rejuvenation, and entering the new year strong.

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Gift Idea #3: Dr. Martha’s 52 Weeks of Victorious Aging: Tips to Ensure a Happy and Healthy Year at Any Age (Featuring illustrations by Wendy Spurlin!)

For the planner, the journaler, the self-care enthusiast, or anyone who loves simple weekly goals.

This charming, uplifting book offers one doable tip each week to support emotional, physical, and energetic well-being. No dates. No complicated system. Just one powerful shift you can make each week, at your own pace.

Readers use it as:

• a weekly ritual
• a mindset reset
• a gentle guide for year-round wellness
• a gift that keeps giving long after the holidays

As one reviewer says, it’s “a great little bible of useful information.”

Plus, the illustrations—created by Wendy Spurlin—bring warmth, wit, and beauty to the journey.

Perfect for:
• anyone who loves simple, doable self-care routines
• people who get overwhelmed by daily goals
• new retirees
• newly health-conscious millennials
• your organized friend who sets weekly intentions
• anyone who wants a low-pressure, feel-good structure for the new year
• readers who loved Victorious Aging and want a weekly guide with control

Why this book is an ideal holiday gift:
This book is the definition of “gift that keeps giving.” Every week offers one tip—not a lecture, not a program. Just a small, smart, manageable action that builds a healthier, happier life.

And because there are no dates, the reader can start anytime. Holiday gift? Perfect. New Year’s motivation? Perfect. Mid-February slump? Still perfect.

The weekly format feels encouraging rather than demanding, and the tone is uplifting, practical, and infused with Dr. Martha’s warm, seasoned wisdom.

Plus:
Your illustrations, Wendy, give the book heart, charm, and a delightful visual experience that makes each week feel inviting. It’s a truly beautiful package.

Turn it into a weekly ritual gift bundle:
• a candle labeled “Start your week here”
• a weekly planner (minimalist or decorative)
• a cute bookmark or sticky notes
• herbal tea bags the reader can use each Sunday or Monday as they read the tip
• a pretty pen wrapped in ribbon
• a printed card encouraging them to choose their “week-start day”

This is an excellent gift for groups too — coworkers, friends, students, or wellness coaching clients.

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Give Gifts That Matter This Year

Whether you’re shopping for loved ones or creating your own stack of winter reading, Dr. Martha’s books offer wisdom, comfort, humor, and practical tools for living well. They make meaningful, heartfelt gifts that stand out among the usual holiday chaos — and deliver inspiration all year long.

This season, give something that lasts. Give the gift of healing, joy, and victorious living.

Let the season of wellness begin!

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Fall for Freedom: When a deal with an angel is more dangerous than a deal with the devil.

Pete Sinclair’s on the run for sabotaging a nearly open portal to Hell and helping a fallen angel escape from a mountain prison cell. While he’s innocent, his open warrant for damnation has every demonic mercenary in pursuit. His only hope for freedom lies in a deal with an angel apprentice that includes brandishing the only weapon that weakens angels. If only he had a clue how to use a sword…or the courage to face a fallen angel.

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Catholic Daughters of Catholic Mothers: A Memoir and Guided Journal: Join a nostalgic romp through a Catholic upbringing. You'll laugh and cry as Dr. Martha Lucas recounts a generation of Catholic daughters of mothers devoted to their church during the 60s and 70s.

Martha candidly recounts memories of her Catholic childhood: beginning with her parents choosing which saint to name her after and continuing through her Catholic high school education, taught by nuns. Experience the strict discipline and rules of a system where independent thinking was discouraged. Parents and elders were to be obeyed and respected, while children were expected to accept punishment out of the fear of God. After all, obedience was a gift from the Holy Spirit. Everything was forbidden, everyone was a sinner, and every action put students at risk for “going to hell.

Call for Obstruction & Warrant for Damnation: My name is Barry, although it might as well be Loser. Satan owns my soul, and my demon boss, Margery, tortures me with her magical cigarettes every chance she gets. While I'm desperate for freedom, I'll do anything to stop her from opening the Gates of Hell...or any other crazy thing she has planned. My odds of saving mankind are uncertain, but I have to try.